{"product_id":"unisex-classic-tee-1","title":"Ironically Superior White Edition — Minimalist Statement Graphic T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIronically Superior\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOf course you are.\u003cbr\u003eAbove it all —\u003cbr\u003ewithout trying too hard.\u003cbr\u003eOr trying at all.\u003cbr\u003eConfidence as posture.\u003cbr\u003eSuperiority as a joke.\u003cbr\u003eOr maybe not.\u003cbr\u003eA piece about status —\u003cbr\u003ewhen it’s declared, not earned.\u003cbr\u003eMinimal form. Maximum attitude.\u003cbr\u003eFor those who know:\u003cbr\u003eirony protects —\u003cbr\u003ebut also reveals.\u003cbr\u003eClean typography. 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